a little game of

have you ever????????
1. received a boxed smoked turkey??
I have, I have. Today! [do not think i will partake, but the rest of the MEN in the office i am sure will]

2. received a super sparkly card and been told to throw it out because the sprinkles[yes you read this correct] will go everywhere. I did not obey my boss!
I have, I have. Today!

3. received a giant can of popcorn that is so delicious.
I have, I have. Today! [oxymoron: couldn't wait for the Christmas treats to start rolling in, but hate the temptation of having the delicious treats around! feel my pain!!??!!]