Two from my nephew and one from the radio.
From mr. Ben:
First pig: it sure is hot in here
Second pig: I know. I'm bacon.
Not a joke...just what he came up with
I think Anne Martha (aka his sisters full name) is part skunk. She stinks.
Haha poor girl can't even defend herself yet ;)
And the little giggle
What does tweety bird say on Halloween?
Twick or tweet