if only [dot dot dot]

i had an extra 405 dollar dollar bills sitting around

then i could buy myself this.

darn

if only

i wanted to wear leather

because now GAP offers dress, skirts, mini skirts and jackets

yeah if only

i wanted to be back to jr high then i could buy myself another pair of bell bottom jeans

apparently they are back in style

[but oh how i like the skinny jeans NOT the super skinny jeans...aka toothpick, who [like the models] really has legs the size of a toothpick]

like I said

IF ONLY!